Total Medals Earned: 517 (From 137 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,385 Points
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/290 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/45 points)
Medals Earned: 12/24 (130/420 points)
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/285 points)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/260 points)
Medals Earned: 5/17 (125/525 points)
Medals Earned: 8/22 (100/480 points)
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/455 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/200 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
What an entertaining pastime!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
No one can stop you!
Kill that bastard whale
Ethics anyone?
Get yourself killed
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Talk to the old man
Visit Tom Fulp in his war blimp
Read the Library scrolls
Defeat the two giant slimes
Harness your Hadou with fireball power
Return the missing boy to his parents
Defeat the Desert Sand Worm
Learn to twirl your sword
Defeat the Red Wasps
Defeat the Ultra-Crab
Return the 3 orbs to the well
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Return the Phoenix Eggs to the Beastmaster doorway
Deliver the required glow flies to restore light
Wake up Jorge the Drunk
Carve a sculpture for the Pirate
Find Nathan
Defeat the Yellow Ork
Free the One-eyed Phoenixes from their cages
Defeat the Blue Wombat
Sacrifice 3 XP Munchers on the Forest Altar
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
drop from 5 meters height
kill 15 civilians
kill 20 spearmen
destroy 10 catapults
destroy 10 balloons
kill 15 wizards
killed by spearmen
killed by an explosion
finish all levels
survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode
survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode
kill 30 chickens
bounce back 25 projectiles
kiss 25 girls
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the zeppelin
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Set 5 banners in a battlefield in a mission
You squads must enter in the heroic state 20 times during a mission
Purchase 10 squads in a mission
Open a treasure chest
Complete a mission with the Perfect rating
Destroy 30 enemy squads in a mission
Control 7 farms at the same time
Complete the Duchy of Westaria campaign
Issue all the basic edicts of the Duchy of Westaria
Issue all the basic edicts of the Icedales Cult
Issue all the basic edicts of the Crimson Horde
Control 7 obelisks at the same time
Complete the Icedales Cult campaign
Seize strongholds 10 times in a mission
Control 20 squads at the same time
Control 7 mines at the same time
Collect 3000 gold in a mission
Complete the Crimson Horde campaign
Use the ultimate spell 5 times in a mission
Complete all the Crimson Horde missions with Perfect rating
Complete all the Duchy of Westaria missions with Perfect rating
Complete all the Icedales Cult missions with Perfect rating
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
Get Slayn killed...
Splash Shiris with the payload
Get Orson killed...
Get Etoh killed...
Get Ghim killed...
Get Deedlit killed...
Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Unlock Parn
Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking
